Fear No Fate

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starrynights-: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:17:50 -0400

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan

darrynek: rneerkat: if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:57:47 -0400

darrynek:

rneerkat:

if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo

chachipistachis: casualcynic: So my mom and I have been...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:52:38 -0400

chachipistachis:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

that is so sweet omg

Great book!!

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:34:21 -0400

Great book!!

Michael Yeh, cupcake master. Pumpkin spice cupcakes with cream...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:43:26 -0400

Michael Yeh, cupcake master. Pumpkin spice cupcakes with cream cheese icing, all made from scratch! I helped…slightly…kinda

f0xface: transparent sky

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:23:21 -0400

f0xface:

transparent sky

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:22:40 -0400

jamietheignorantamerican: jacketlizard: battroid: takeawaygirl...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:54:35 -0400

jamietheignorantamerican:

jacketlizard:

battroid:

takeawaygirl:

thegreatdesutree:

Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

holy FUCK watch that video

i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable

I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ

HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.

GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.

LET ME REPEAT THAT.

GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 23:54:07 -0400

connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple: storytellerluna: another-super...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:50:22 -0400

connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:

storytellerluna:

another-superwholock-fanwarrior:

feed-me-to-the-flobberworms:

FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET, YOU CAN ALL GO HOME

THE LAST ONE<3

I love this! especially Tony. That one’s perfect.

wellll, so are the rest of them, but still.

Colson! LOL

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:49:45 -0400

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

octopus-s-gardenn: My new favorite DiCap movie

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:41:22 -0400

octopus-s-gardenn:

My new favorite DiCap movie

bpopeizdope: Ball State Journalism - Photo Credit: Brandon...

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:55:59 -0400

bpopeizdope:

Ball State Journalism - Photo Credit: Brandon Pope

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Fri, 10 May 2013 00:51:19 -0400

enenkay: shortformblog: politicalprof: jeffmiller: This is...

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:50:21 -0400

enenkay:

shortformblog:

politicalprof:

jeffmiller:

This is the secret to life.

Politicalprof: David Foster Wallace explains it all to you. Listen.

There is no way to overstate how much we recommend taking 10 minutes to watch this video.

I’m really glad I watched this, and I think people have nothing to lose and all the more to gain from doing the same.

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Fri, 10 May 2013 00:39:29 -0400

ignitetheballoon: christophool: vorticity007: supaslim: Guys,...

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:39:06 -0400

ignitetheballoon:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

Um…well…never mind.